Saturday, February 18, 2012
Caption This Photo!
A non-Submariner reader sent in this picture, wondering what the Submariner was doing. I was guessing a ship's diver got sent topside in relatively rough seas to clear some sort of sound issue, and might be watching his bag wash overboard. In any event, I figure it's a good candidate for an old-fashioned "Caption This Photo" contest. The winner earns the admiration of his or her peers.
COB let me in, I promise not to be dink anymore!
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ReplyDeleteI'm starting to think that there is no mail buoy up here...
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I still don't see the mail buoy!
ReplyDeleteWow, this nub fell for the old mail bouy gag hard, wonder if he ever tried to feed the shaft seals.
ReplyDelete"Why do I always have to field day topside?"
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"Hey, let me in, I hear there are women in there now!"
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This Sailor demonstrates how not to travel "Space A"
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ReplyDeleteCRAP!!!......Am I wearing my TLD?
ReplyDeleteHave you seen my contact?
ReplyDeleteDid they annouce Low Pressure Blow or Normal Blow?
ReplyDeleteI can not remember if I was standing port or starboard....
ReplyDeleteWhen they said I had to "hand over hand" trim and drain I thought they were kidding!
ReplyDelete'There goes the mail!'
ReplyDeleteUh, guys... Hey guys!!!! I'm still up here! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!!
ReplyDelete"Can someone throw me a waterline!"
ReplyDeleteNow where did COB say the new hatch was?
ReplyDeleteDamn waterslugs are so slippery!
ReplyDeleteDamn tampons are plugging up the head again!
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ReplyDeleteSeriously! Serial numbers for waterslugs.
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Keeping bailing nub! If you keep her from sinking, I promise to sign your card!
ReplyDeleteUh…..Sir…when you rig the hatch for dive you do it from the inside.
ReplyDeleterub-a-dub-dub time to clean the Sub.
ReplyDeleteSECNAV returned to congress, hat in hand, after realizing that he could not close the budget gap after the spectacular failure of Alaskan CRABEX 2012.
ReplyDeleteAll involved promoted except pictured deck-hand, who was disqualified.
When do they want me to stop calling out draft measurements????
ReplyDeleteSometimes I really HATE being a Muslim AND a Submariner...
ReplyDeleteCome on guys SWIM call
ReplyDeleteWTF?! - I'm almost outta swipes. Wonder if anyone will notice if I just blaze this friggin survey...
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ReplyDeleteSN Jones gives the COB a wet-willie. Payback's a bitch.
ReplyDeleteAt least I didn't miss movement!
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ReplyDeleteWell what do you know. Sea water does get spunk stains out of sheets.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't I listen to my Sea Daddy about hooking into the track?
ReplyDeleteJust to think they thought I missed ship's movement!
ReplyDeleteHEEYYYYY!!!!!!! Wait for me, I'm not UA!!!!
ReplyDeleteDammit, there goes my seabag.......
@ANON 12:33....Really?
ReplyDeleteBut I thought you said rig ship for dive with the exception of main ballast tank vents.
ReplyDeleteSubmarine humor...it doesn't get any better or more distasteful than that!
ReplyDeletebased on the green suit he is wearing and the backwards dive mask I would venture to guess a Diver/SEAL on a DDS platform during an emergency surface procedure from PD (which is practiced all the time at the end of the day when doing DDS ops) based on the waterline and angle of the photo, the pic looks like it was taken from the opening of the DDS, not from the sail or the fwd escape trunk. It could be a Virginia and in that case I may be off.
ReplyDeleteand anon @12:33 what an ass...a shipmate dies in the line of duty tragically and its a punch line to you?
"Finally found the perfect spot to hide during field day."
ReplyDeleteWait...don't blow sanitaries yet!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCOB is crazy! Deck div pissed him off and he said he wasn't going to pull the boat in until topside was free of barnacles and painted.
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ReplyDelete"I promise... I won't swizzle your coffee with my "stick" ever again, Chief!!!"
ReplyDeleteFrom a guy who saw it happen, Thank you, Joel.
ReplyDeleteWow the bulkhead remover really works
ReplyDeleteEnsigns, just can't get anything right.
ReplyDeleteOK! OK! I'll never say I serve *ON* a submarine again!!!
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OK I know that engine room hatch is around here somewhere.......
ReplyDeleteDid some one sound the diving alarm?
ReplyDelete"This is Bulls**t!"
ReplyDelete"Underway Topside Watch" remains one of the most challenging jobs in the Submarine Force.
ReplyDeleteI'll be glad when they fix the TDU so I don't have to throw trash overboard.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to get those f*cking Nukes!
ReplyDeleteWhat do mean it is too early to bring on shore power?
ReplyDeleteThey said we had to let women 'on' the boats - no one ever said we had to let them in!
ReplyDelete@ ANON 2:10 It's not a VA Class It's a 637. the humpback CL before the Rudder gives it away. Agree with photo from DDS, fun times had by all.
ReplyDeleteThis is still a better rack than bunking next to that stinky fucking Machinist Mate.
ReplyDeleteAlways wanted to ride on a submarine.
ReplyDeleteShould probably rephrase that wish.
This beats the shit out of hotracking with (insert name here), though!
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Whoever said you could go waterskiing behind one of these boats was lying their asses off.
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And to the person who made the comment that had to be deleted, GDIAF, asshole.
Hey guys, come up here! I can just make out the nudie beach from here! No Really!
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ReplyDeleteCO and COB slept through this lecture!
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ReplyDeleteTime, tide and formation wait for no one sir!
ReplyDeleteI guess we can add under way too.
...and where is the shore phones again, NAV?
ReplyDeleteHey nub, the skipper just lost his last cuban in the drink...Fetch little nubby fetch.
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I hope they know I'm still up here.
ReplyDeleteThat damn hatch should be somewhere around here....dammit!
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Wow, this nub fell for the old mail bouy gag hard, wonder if he ever tried to feed the shaft seals.
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