A "Must Not See" Submarine Movie
Somehow, I missed out on the news of "Submerged" , a straight-to-video cinematic tour de force from Steven Seagal. It apparently came out in May, and from what I've read about it tonight, I haven't missed anything. Whether or not it's as bad as my all-time worst sub movie, "Full Fathom Five" , is a question I won't be able to answer, since I won't be seeing it. "Full Fathom Five" was so unbearably bad, however, that I think I can safely assume it's still got the title of "Worst Submarine Movie Ever". Run, don't walk, away from either of them if you see them at your video rental store! (If you're wondering how I can just assume that a straight-to-video movie from Steven Seagal is bad without seeing it, well... some things in life are just a given.)
posted by Bubblehead at 10:48 PM
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Bubblehead, you missed little. Directors tried for a modern blend of Dr. Strangelove and Blame It on Rio. Few cinematic efforts were spared to present lush scenery, although the submarine mock up was laughable.
8/01/2005 9:59 AM
Ok. Going to see this one myself. I love real bad movies. Muah hahahaha. I wonder if it made it to Netflix yet.
8/01/2005 12:23 PM
I didn't know they still made direct-to-video movies for grownups. I thought that was the domain of Disney sequels.
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This begs the question: What, in your opinion, is the best submarine movie ever made?
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You ever catch the one with the giant octopus where everyone had their collar devices on sideways? A Golan/Globus flick if memory serves (and there was a sequel, they ran them back to back on the Scifi channel one night).
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