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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

You Are From California If...

Being that I'm still adjusting to not living in California, I was happy to get this from one of my friends still in the Golden State...

YOU ARE FROM CALIFORNIA IF:
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . . . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian
8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive legally, they take your driver's license. If you are here illegally, they want to give you one.

4 Comments:

Blogger dayna said...

*LOL* Great post.

3/30/2005 11:27 PM

 
Blogger WillyShake said...

hahahaha. It's great to see this list instead of the tired old "you might be a redneck" jokes. Thanks!

3/31/2005 6:31 AM

 
Blogger MrTorrance said...

Nice... :-)

3/31/2005 2:06 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your glad you left california because
1, you hate people named "flower"

2 you hate that it doesn't freeze there so insects live year around.

3 you hate that it doesn't freeze there so the homeless are around year round.

4 Prices are 1/3 what they are in CA for realestate so you are now rich.

People will stop on the road and assist you rather than robbing you.

Welcome to Idaho, you know who I am.

4/01/2005 12:04 AM

 

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