I saw a commercial on TV tonight where they are bringing back the old Oscar Mayer song from 25 years ago ("My bologna has a first name..."). That caused a flashback to a song we used to sing in Nuke School:
"My reactor has a first name, it's N - A - V - A - L,
My reactor has a second name, it's classified as hell;
Oh, I love to scram it everyday,
And if you ask me why I'll saa-aa-ay --
'Cause radiation has a way of messing up your DNA."
OK, we used a word other than "messing", but this is a family-friendly blog...