He Tasks Me...

I've always admired my friend WillyShake's ability to find the appropriate quote from Shakespeare to use as the titles to all of his blog entries, and felt sad that I was not literate enough to do something cool like that. Then, I had an inspiration. I don't have to use worthwhile literature -- I can use crap popular culture references! So, from now on, I plan on using applicable quotes from such worthwhile sources as Caddyshack, The Princess Bride, Animal House, Monty Python, and Wrath of Khan (as I did in this one -- if you click on the title, you'll get the .wav file) as the title of my non-sub related and non-recurring topic type entries. I figure it'll last until I forget, or it gets too hard.

Anyway, back to the subject at hand. Willyshake "tagged" me to do an assignment, and then pass it on to three other bloggers. I normally don't do chain mail, but he was so nice in the way he asked, I figure I should do it. Here's the assignment:

Following there is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you).
Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three fine bloggers.
Here's that list:
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...

Anyway, I'll work on my responses, and get them posted hopefully sometime tonight.

Staying at PD...