Keeping the blogosphere posted on the goings on of the world of submarines since late 2004... and mocking and belittling general foolishness wherever it may be found. Idaho's first and foremost submarine blog. (If you don't like something on this blog, please E-mail me; don't call me at home.)

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

A Short Quip Followed By A Long Groan

A long-time reader (Hi, Mom!) forwarded me an E-mail full of puns today. Here's the nautically-flavored one that got the loudest groan out of me:
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.

Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
All together now -- Uohh-hhh


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love shaggy dog jokes

3/09/2011 9:57 PM


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