Keeping the blogosphere posted on the goings on of the world of submarines since late 2004... and mocking and belittling general foolishness wherever it may be found. Idaho's first and foremost submarine blog. (If you don't like something on this blog, please E-mail me; don't call me at home.)

Friday, May 13, 2005

This is Really, Really Bad...

From Martini's BBS:

On the evening of the Royal wedding, Camilla was becoming somewhat uncomfortable in her regal attire: Unfortunately, the shoes she had worn that day were a bit too small and, by the time the festivities wereover, Camilla was in agony.
When Camilla and Charles withdrew to their bridal suite, the only thing she could think of was getting her ill- fitting shoes off.
The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream.
Eventually they heard Charles say, "God, that was tight." "There," whispered the Queen. "I told you Camilla was a virgin."
Then, to their surprise, they heard Charles say, "Right. Now for the other one."
This was followed by even more grunting and straining and at last Charles exclaimed, "My God! That was even tighter!"
"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor!"

Going deep...

5 Comments:

Blogger WillyShake said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG...too funny...sick, but funny. Can you just see ole Charles doing his ---- face? Overbite and all? ha-HA!

5/14/2005 9:51 AM

 
Blogger Eagle1 said...

Not in my navy....

Heh heh.

5/17/2005 3:16 PM

 
Blogger MrTorrance said...

I'd be totally offended if I didn't hate the British. :-)

5/17/2005 3:55 PM

 
Blogger Dantravels said...

Brilliant!

5/18/2005 3:01 AM

 
Blogger Guy S said...

Oh, that is rich...nice site you have btw, now that I know there is at least a couple of bubb....err "Proud members of the Silent Service" ™ blogging...I will have to watch my references to same. Continued success on your writings!

Ye old retired Sailor, somewhere in the hinterlands of northern Illinois.

5/24/2005 12:00 PM

 

Post a Comment

<< Home