Since When Is Drug-Screening Urinalysis a Joking Matter?
Ever since AFSpaceVet over at Patriot Voices posted his nineteen "Ways to Assume Yourself During Urinalysis". A few of my favorites:
1. Ask your observer if he wants to race.
2. Wear a diaper.
3. Urinate all over the outside of the cup, and then refuse to wash your hands with anything except antibacterial soap.
18. If your test is early in the day, complain adamantly about morning wood, and request that your observer hold the cup while you assume the "flying superman" position over the urinal.
19. Wear a condom.
Since he talks about nurses being a part of the procedure, I'm assuming the Air Force does drug screening urinalyses at the base hospital, instead of the way the Navy does (with your buddies being forced to stare at your "business"...)