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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Researching Roberts

Bill at INDC Journal passes on a shocking discovery about new Supreme Court nominee John Roberts! Additionally, he notes that the commenters at Daily Kos think it would be a good idea to do some research on Roberts' son Jack. The crack investigators at DU have already started. Here's one of their "findings":
"I don't know what the hell this kid's problem is. And though I'm reading a lot of "typical little kid" stuff here... but if I pulled that crap on National TV when I was a kid, I'd probably just now get through with being grounded (and I'm 34). It is quite amusing to see the visibly strained expression on the mother's face - and in the second photo you can almost see the vein pulsing in her forehead!..."

Moonbat child-rearing techniques at their finest! It also takes them only 29 posts fulfill Godwin's Law, and determine that the four year old kid is probably a Nazi!

Going deep...

Update 0952 20 July: And on a completely unrelated topic, here's another great example of PCism running amok:

"The word "fail" should be banned from use in British classrooms and replaced with the phrase "deferred success" to avoid demoralizing pupils, a group of teachers has proposed. "

Update 1118 20 July: A commenter at Conservative Yankee has some suggestions on what direction the investigation of Roberts' son should take:

"I have found some dirt on this Jack Roberts. I have it on good authority that he often 'plays' with young children, many of whom are mere infants. He is also virtually illiterate, with almost no formal education. He is supported entirely by his parents, and is known to take frequent 'naps' during the day (surely a sign of substance abuse). When news of his degenerate son gets out, Judge Roberts won't stand a chance."

2 Comments:

Blogger ninme said...

Woah that's crazy. I watched on FOXnews last night and I would never have known there were kids in the room. They showed the missus beaming at one point, but apparently there was a little girl attached to her waist area and a little boy doing the Roger Rabbit a few paces away. Bush certainly didn't look like he was being upstaged by anyone, nor did Roberts, for that matter.

7/20/2005 2:20 PM

 
Blogger Alex Nunez said...

I look forward to the Left's attempts at painting the very likeable and "regular-guy-looking" Roberts as some kind of lunatic extremist.

Thus far, based on the press conference held by Pat Leahy and Schmuck Schumer the other night, I would have to say that their success at doing so has been deferred.....

7/21/2005 1:53 PM

 

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