Caption Contest
Over at Ultraquiet No More, we're still hosting our version of the Daily News Roundup while TheSubReport is on vacation, and Alex put up a caption contest. Those are always fun, so I'll try one here, from this picture from USS Norfolk (SSN 714), currently in Bahrain:
I think the way this works is that you put your attempt at writing the funniest caption for this picture in the comments, and someone decides which entry is the funniest (I'll probably try to convince Ninme to be a guest judge, and come up with a winner early next week). The person whose caption is selected gets the adulation of an adoring public.
posted by Bubblehead at 6:51 AM
17 Comments:
New shipalt for the TDU, sir.
1/20/2006 1:39 PM
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
1/20/2006 4:08 PM
The Ship's espresso-machine is set to a precise 195-degrees Farenheit.
1/20/2006 5:10 PM
Twenty-Five years after being conceived in a test tube Lt Lou Brown finds the impulse to climb into a Torpedo tube difficult to defend against.
Lt Brown’s mother was recently quoted as saying “Ever since he was a boy Lou always loved the water. Shoot, I never knew my little slug would turn out to be such a hot runner”.
1/20/2006 6:54 PM
"Chief, are you sure I'm supposed to be inside the tube when I'm doing this?.....Chief?....What are you doing to the door, Chief?...CHI___!"
1/20/2006 7:32 PM
Its just a slight phase shift to the enteric repulse alignment. It was probably caused by a magnetic vortex reaction to the flatulance deflation of the last SEAL to transit this tube.
1/20/2006 11:18 PM
Still in training, the new machiny mate in torpedo division tries to fit the hexy'thingy into the square hole and is dumbfounded when it does not work like his toy at home.
Later that night they put a green book entry in for A'division assistance.
1/21/2006 8:08 AM
mumble mumble... and so i said "yeah, and what are you going to do about it?" to the massa cheese. damn, i could be out chasing burkas and lifting veils, but no, i'm polishing teflon.
1/21/2006 5:48 PM
"Okay, who closed the glass? Knock knock, let me out now!"
1/22/2006 11:50 AM
...then my DVD player will easily mount right here, and voila! Best torpedo room rack EVAR!
1/23/2006 12:06 AM
"One if by Land, two if by sea." Any sub TM would understand that since he is working on the torpedo tube land. TMC(SW)(ret)
1/23/2006 10:53 AM
i've been racking my brain all weekend for something funny but to no avail.
so i'd give it to LL with rebootinit a close second.
just my 2c
1/23/2006 11:10 AM
When the Commodore said "people are our most important weapon in the War On Terror" I didn't think he meant this! Did he?
1/23/2006 8:51 PM
Great captions, everyone! The contest is now closed; we'll be announcing the "winner" soon...
1/23/2006 10:09 PM
Sorry this is late, but just for fun here it is:
Doberman's difficulties with the concept of diameter would at some point cause confusion
1/24/2006 1:47 AM
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