Another Keyboard Ruined
Never, ever be drinking a soda when you read Liberal Larry's satiric posts. I made that mistake when I read his new movie review of "Brokeback Mountain", and as a result of the pop shooting out of my nose, my keyboard is not working right because the keys are all stickyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
2 Comments:
Oh that is oogie. Talking about sticky things and Swayback Mountin in the same breath...sick sick sick.
Will you be attending the preschool art show depicting Alternative Lovestyles?
12/23/2005 9:23 AM
Keyboards are an important part of the computer. So is the mouse. However, there are several things that one should do to stop the abuse of a keyboard. Perhaps buying one that is age appropriate would be the best bet. Then again, if they had age appropriate keyboards,one would most likely want a childs keyboard, especially when drinking a soda around the computer. Thank goodness the keyboard was not attached to say, a laptop. It would be amusing if the keyboard was perhaps attached to something like oh, a biped. Then dear, you would most likely be hearing a "clunk" along with some explicatives coming from the "biped". (lol). Ok, so you ruined one..two..or a thousand. Just go out and grab your wife's or your sons' keyboard and do what an obsessed person do - buy a coverlet for the computer so the keyboard won't get hit by NPS (Nostril-Propelled-Soda).
12/23/2005 11:04 PM
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