Keeping the blogosphere posted on the goings on of the world of submarines since late 2004... and mocking and belittling general foolishness wherever it may be found. Idaho's first and foremost submarine blog. (If you don't like something on this blog, please E-mail me; don't call me at home.)

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Bubblehead's Predictions For 2006

Happy New Year, everyone! I thought long and hard about what I think the next year will bring, and have come up with the following "predictions" (which are actually not much of a stretch):

1) Somewhere, a submarine will make national news. It won't be for something good.

2) Despite the hopes of moonbats everywhere, President Bush and Vice President Cheney will not be impeached.

3) Despite the dire warnings of the German press, the U.S. will not invade Iran.

4) The Democrats will gain a few seats in the 2006 mid-term elections, which will be the most expensive and nasty mid-term elections ever. Despite the fact that the party in power essentially always loses congressional seats in the 6th year of an administration, the MSM will portray it as a referendum on Iraq.

5) With all the documents being leaked, among those that won't be leaked will be the initial OPLAN for Operation Iraqi Freedom, since it would show that the current timetable for the drawing down of the occupation is essentially following the original plan.

6) Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will have marriage problems.

I'll check back in 12 months to see how I did...


Anonymous JP said...

Great sense of humor. Will all fifth place ties get a banner? Gotta love it. Thanks for having such a good sense of humor. I'll be posting spoof (parody) banners later this week for milbloggers who wanna use them. Happy New Year!

1/01/2006 6:42 PM

Anonymous chrys said...

What a Seer you are Joel! lol Best to Ya!

1/02/2006 12:32 AM

Anonymous Subbasket said...

"Tiny Bubbles" forgot the most important item for 2006......He will buy Subbasket another Longaberger Basket. Oh yeah this makes her happy and we all know a happy Subbasket is a happy "tiny bubbles".

1/02/2006 10:44 AM


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