Greatest. Moonbat. Site. Ever.
Via A. E. Brain, here's the most amusing website I've ever seen. They seem to have almost all the moonbat angles covered: chemtrails, Illuminati, mind control rays, and a new one for me, cell phone towers. Here's some of what they have to say on those:
"The explanation for the ELF towers discussed below from the anonymous source makes perfect sense to me. I had already learned from Sterwart Swerdlow that the kickoff date for the NWO takeover was supposed to have been year 2000, but the date was pushed up to 2003 due to unforseen obstacles impeding the agenda; gun control in America being one of them. It's worthwhile to note from the anonymous writer that Kevlar suits, lined with lead, can effectively block these ELF waves and prevent brain entrainment. Don Croft is convinced that the presence of DOR (Wilhelm Reich's acronym for Deadly Orgone energy) is necessary for these mind control towers to work."
Anyway, it's a hilarious site, so if you have a few minutes and need a laugh, go check them out... and remember, some of those people may be your neighbors! (But if you don't live in Idaho, it's probably less likely...)